February 2012
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pedoshaming:
Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’
funniest10k:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip,...
sceriious asked: some apple thing
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TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY ALERT
Dearest inkling-blotches, In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams. So, in a...
i got some apple thing in my inbox
did anyone else get it, too???
here, ill post it
im not sure what it is
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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i got so close to getting to the post i wanted to find
and then the tumblr app just kicks me off
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Watchwitchayl:
choanocyte:
remember when we stayed up till 9 am and then i made a sbahj amv to shakira
omfg i’ve never seen this
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
sassy-gay-ghirahim:
peopel who make relaly good art
liek relly good and detailed and realism
the-eleventh-blog:
Who needs romantic comedies when you have the British Government
taht awkaed wmomrnt wenh
tommywiseaumpreg:
u fart but u haf to make sur no1’s aruond so u leik
and ur friedn is like
and ur moms liek
and ur teahcers like
and michael ceras like
follwu dhis blarg u wuld love it on ur dashburd
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there is this poster right next to me in my health class and its just a splash of all different colours like paint……………..
or trolls’ blood……..
and on top of the colours it just says “EXCELLENCE!”
i find it very offensive
martinkawaiiman:
STRIPPER LESTRADE MPREgh
peetamellaark:
she wears high heels
i wear sneakers
she’s cheer captain
and i read homoerotic fanfiction about a fictional couples
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geromy:
what if alternian sounds like sim-speak
painhime:
I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY HOMESTUCK IS GOING TO END AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE SOME SENTIMENTAL THROWBACK LOKE JOHN STANDING IN HIS ROOM OR SOMETHING AND I ALMOST STATYED CRYING
africans:
hot showers on a winter morning are the greatest thing ever until you have to get out and you’re all like
im tired
I PROBABLY SHOUldn’t have stAYED UP LAST NIGHT WORRYING ABOUT AGBGOIFJOGfvc
bugs are horrifying though
:’{
moeartea:
what if text books got their pictures from stock images
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I THINHKEDFG THE BOGJRAEIHOgre went AWAY??????
???????
BOGJRJHIGFDgfDSG BOG OBGUGBUGBG
BUG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
U ISFESAW IT
EGSHI I wesghbfk
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im GONA PEE ALL OVERHAIEOWGTdrnhfgfjbf
GONNA
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
beCAISE TJERE OS AFTGRD BOG I N MY ROOM
whotalianhamsteak:
sen-sei:
i like how fanfiction.net says “unleash your imagination”
more like unleash the gay porn
that is my imagination
hussiempreg:
I forgot its not okay to tell people you’re going to pee on them outside of tumblr
ok i stopped playing it
mostly because i couldn’t figure out how to walk properly
well i was walking but
it was too much of a pain to
>:{
i keep looking at this damned wall
i dont want to looK AT THIS DAMNED WALL
this is already
terrifying
and i keep on
jumping
im gonna
play
the
stai
rs
ga
me
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Jane supports mpreg
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zillywhoooore:
the-river-blues:
ocfos:
dirk-striders-sick-ink:
elkian:
zillywhoooore:
I just can’t handle stock images sometimes
“Let’s see them steal THIS image!”
SPITS DRINK
Sweet Bro, what are you doing with that bunny.
Someone better draw this image SBaHJ style.
pfefferi:
no one: wow i cant wait to watch more of fred's new show :)
tamingofthehebrew:
none of my text posts are mine i just type what jesus whispers to me
